Apr 23 2014 23:11 446 notes

pocketsext:

so my grandma wore this sweater today and

Apr 23 2014 23:03 28,290 notes

santaurl:

NOTHIN SAYS KINKY AND WILd like. A MICKEY MOUSE MASK

santaurl:

NOTHIN SAYS KINKY AND WILd like. A MICKEY MOUSE MASK

(Source: dadpaws)

Apr 23 2014 22:58 186,221 notes

ivani3raginsky:

i love people responding to their pets’ noises with ‘i know’

Apr 23 2014 22:40 315 notes

feiens-snowden:

"Nothing better than a big cup of tea in the morning."

feiens-snowden:

"Nothing better than a big cup of tea in the morning."

Apr 23 2014 22:39 9,552 notes

iamffy:

This is basically Fairy Type against Dragon Type for Pokemon.

iamffy:

This is basically Fairy Type against Dragon Type for Pokemon.

(Source: shiro-chin)

Apr 23 2014 22:23 2,970 notes

mimiblargh:

btw i started lunatic mode and i i’d like to thank not only naga but also grima for blessing us with frederick
thank u based fred

mimiblargh:

btw i started lunatic mode and i i’d like to thank not only naga but also grima for blessing us with frederick

thank u based fred

Apr 23 2014 22:21 49,677 notes

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

gatomuxaxo:

"It’s a metapod, see"

Apr 23 2014 21:28 425,914 notes

youreyestheyglow:

ad0lf-hipster:

advantages of being a boy:

  • your boobs don’t get in the way
  • no period
  • your hormones don’t make you feel like a different person every week
  • no childbirth
  • penises are fun
  • shirts always fit over your chest 
  • you can walk around topless in summer without being arrested for it
  • you store less fat

advantages of being a girl:

  • can use your bra as an extra pocket
  • which you need because the pockets on your pants are fake

Apr 23 2014 21:26 49,809 notes

thehuglife:

This is my new favorite non threatening threat

Apr 23 2014 21:24 230,275 notes

africant:

charmancler:

is that twilight

yes. yes it is.

(Source: idreamofjimmy)